So .. . . . thanks to COFTY'S "Fact #8" post, we have all learned that Jehovah threw some ALU's in our DNA to PROVE that he knew how to cut-and-paste before any of us poor bastards did.
What COFTY failed to point out is that Jehovah also used "emojis" well before humans did. Consider the gene that codes for STUPID_BLANK_STARE:
ATTTAGCCCGGATTTAGCCCGGATA : | ATTAGCCGATCGATGATCGAC
The evidence for God is literally staring you in the face.